Because I haven't yet learned to say "no." I can type it, however, so this should not interfere with our relationship, internet.
You too can spend four days on what amounts to scantily more than a Jay Leno monologue joke. I considered drawing this "Plaxico" feller's head without the helmet to make him more recognizable, but ordinarily I would not ever recognize any Plaxicites.
The suggester had suggested "draw [the image's subject] with a hole in his leg" —the subject had recently been arrested for carrying a concealed firearm which he gave away by accidentally shooting himself with it— and I just didn't think that was enough.
I had a little queg in me once. I had to drink special laxatives for a week.
I had a little queg in me once. I had to drink special laxatives for a week.
... I laughed, at least.